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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:50 pm

so like
if you were a
super hero
wat wuld u be?
ill start:
"Autismo"
modeled after nuke
uses a minecraft pickaxe as a weapon
summons characters from homestuck to help him fight
talks with a slight lisp
has a sagging butt
wears a trenchcoat and combat boots
also a nepeta t-shirt
neckbeard
ponytail
always caught eating chipotle
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Post by spessman on Mon Oct 08, 2012 9:05 pm

"Lunch Packer"
Packs his own lunch... or does he?
Modeled after that kid on the bus:
Uses sandwich fungus as a weapon.
Eats only his mommie's lunches.
Likes to drink bottled water with powder kool-aid packets.
Is black with dark spots and pimples.
Has a kickin' afro with a comb in it.
Would have a pony-tail if he could.
Obviously loves anime and sonic the hedgehog characters.
Sometimes calls assistance from his fan hedgehog, Nighteagle.
Only wears kackies and polos.
Has a diet consisted of healthy sandwiches and sugar-free juice.
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:28 pm

Fagtastico
Modeled after the fags that sat in front of spessman and I
High pitch annoying voice(parrot like)
Draws pictures of sonic the hedgehog and compares it to his friends
Doesn't brush his teeth
Has one friend that's a girl that is ugly as fuck but is his reason to masturbate.
Plays legend of Zelda music on the bus even though he's only played it on an emulator
Fat and pale
Reads manga with friends
Plays mine craft and shares stories of it
Laughs like a fucking whoopee cushion
Thinks captain America is the best super hero and has a hoodie of him
Makes not funny funny faces
One inch thick glasses
Can make you not like him and gives you a bad image if he's around you
Spider man underwear
Mommy does his everything
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:34 pm

class cannon wrote:Fagtastico
Modeled after the fags that sat in front of spessman and I
High pitch annoying voice(parrot like)
Draws pictures of sonic the hedgehog and compares it to his friends
Doesn't brush his teeth
Has one friend that's a girl that is ugly as fuck but is his reason to masturbate.
Plays legend of Zelda music on the bus even though he's only played it on an emulator
Fat and pale
Reads manga with friends
Plays mine craft and shares stories of it
Laughs like a fucking whoopee cushion
Thinks captain America is the best super hero and has a hoodie of him
Makes not funny funny faces
One inch thick glasses
Can make you not like him and gives you a bad image if he's around you
Spider man underwear
Mommy does his everything
can like, Autismo and Fagtastico be brothers who both hate each other
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:35 pm

Friendly rivals
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:36 pm

like, one day i was walkin into your room to get the Wonder Bread when i saw you getting fucked by dad
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:38 pm

And he was like "you're next in line for the fuck screw son"


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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:41 pm

dad's name was "Mr. Smell My Finger"
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:43 pm

and he is the reason we have super powers
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:46 pm

dad bought me legos one christmas and i got one stuck so far up my butt it went into my blood stream and i become autistic
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 6:47 pm

i got my dick punched in
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:01 pm

one day we were playing mine craft together when you threw my diamond pick into the lava, and i punched you square in the crotch, but there was nothing there. you triggered my cerebral palsies and i died. i made a deal with satan however and came back to life for exchange of being a demonic autist.
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:04 pm

and the legend was born
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:05 pm

i moved to tibet to discover my true self
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:08 pm

i stayed with my faggot friends and made the fag brigade
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:09 pm

i mastered the art of quick scoping and came back to get revenge
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Post by class cannon on Tue Oct 09, 2012 7:09 pm

i ate fast
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:56 pm

Swagmaster
Unholy combination of Justin Beiber, Lil' Wayne, and Drake.
Draws power from followers of the Yolo ways
Writes songs about the religion he created
Preaches the power of Cash Money
Has a sidekick called Young Swag, who also goes by "Shawtie"
Loved by millions of senseless douchbags and fangirls around the world
Secretly enjoys gardening
Is cool to people without common sense
Is so black that he's white and at the same time is so white that he's black.
Pan-sexual
Bowl cut hair
24-pack abs

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Post by class cannon on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:23 pm

swag master has to be a villain
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Post by spessman on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:29 pm

Lunch Packer's greatest threat is the existence of Swagmaster.
You see, the very reason Lunch Packer exists is because of a photoshoot done for Swagmaster's album, "Evil Laboratory Wrap". He had commissioned an actual test tube and fetus to appear on the album, with him posing in front. The chain reaction from the test tube liquid and the camera flash caused a huge explosion of liquid, radiating Swagmaster causing him to gain super powers. The radioactive fluid also caused Lunch Packer to grow into the size of a teenager, but cursing him with eternal pimples. Swagmaster had to act quick - he quickly gave the teenager to his director, who became Lunch Packer's mommy. Swagmaster knows Lunch Packer's one weakness: Stealing his lunch money.
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Post by class cannon on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:31 pm

fagtastico was trained in the arts of yu-gi-oh cards
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Post by spessman on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:35 pm

Lunch Packer currently resides in Lansing, Michigan, living with his mom in an apartment. He takes the bus to school everyday and see's the love his life every morning and evening: Madison Burke. This is one of the many things he looks forward to in his usual school day, that and his art class, which he has the ability to draw his sonic the hedgehog fan character, nighteagle in peace. He has another friend who go's by the name of Semmit Dragoon. Semmit doesn't know about his powers, not yet. He's waiting for the time he get's to tell though.
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Post by class cannon on Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:36 pm

Fagtastico is known for killing a meme in an astonishing 2 seconds
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Oct 26, 2012 10:21 am

One peaceful morning, Lunch Packer was sitting in his art class drawing his Sonic the Hedgehog OC in suggestive positions. Suddenly the announcements came on.
"Good morning everyone. Here's today's announcements." Lunch toned it out, as it was the usual boring drawl, until he heard something new.
"This weekend is the dance! It'll be held from 7-10 in the gym. Hope to see you there!" This got Lunch excited. He turned to his friend Semmit.
"Do you know what this means?"
"What? That today's lunch will cause more constipation than ever?"
"No. The dance! This is my chance!" Lunch looked across the room at Madison. "I'm going to do it man. I'm going to ask her to the dance with me."
"Good luck dude. I believe in you," Semmit told him. The bell rang shortly after.
Lunch stopped Madison in the hallway. "Hey Maddie. How are you?"
"Oh, hey Lunch!" she replied. "I'm great, how are you?"
"Not bad. Hey, I was wondering..." Lunch faltered.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Would...would you..."
"Lunch?"
"Would you go to the dance with me?"
Madison looked at him for a moment.
"I'll think about it," She said with a smile. She walked away, leaving Lunch both overjoyed and completely let down.
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Post by spessman on Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:49 pm

Dickie McDickerson eyed Lunch from across the room.
Dickie yelled out to Lunch, "Hey Lunch!"
Lunch turns around and sights Dickie. "What do you want?" He asks.
"That is MY GURL" Dickie replied, adjusting his tone to be louder than needed. Lunch didn't know what to think afterward, as he didn't want to mess with Dickie. Dickie was the school bully, always messing with people for shitty reasons. He was extremely popular and handsome, and he had loads of friends and was cool and shit yeah. Not to mention that he could bench press Semmit and his mother at once (that glorious mother fucker).
Lunch simply sighs and leaves the room with his friend Semmit, leaving Dickie without a reply.
"Ohh I'll get him." Dickie says to his neighboring friend, Jaronequisha.
"I'll get him hard."
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