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Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:01 am


'Nuff said.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:05 am

The Cat is going to eat the Owl.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:06 am

NOOOOO! I SPENT A FUCKING HOUR TRYING TO GET ALL THOSE FUCKING KEYS TO SAVE THAT FUCKING OWL! IT IS MY FRIEND!
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by SYKO on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:08 am

That Owl looks awfully tasty

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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:08 am

NO! NO! NO! OWL IS FRIEND! NOT FOOD!
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by SYKO on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:10 am

I might not be able to resist its plump and juicy wings

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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:11 am

The whole reason that cat even bothered to save the owl was because it was hungry. The love heart symbolises the large temptation the cat has to gut and eat it. That owl should fucking run.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:18 am

The cat could've eaten the owl before the owl even got kidnapped by the evil Wizzord. Why go through all that effort to kill the owl!? WHY!? THE OWL IS MY FRIEND!!!
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:24 am

It wasn't fat enough. It's waiting for the right moment.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:45 am

Sad The owl is his friend. I don't care what you say. They. Are. Friends.

"LaserCat leaps onto the PC! Jump, dodge and explore in the search for your Owlfriend who has been kidnapped by Wizzord the magic space frog! " << FRIEND
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:50 am

It's a ruse! The cat is giving the owl a false sense of security.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:55 am

THAT WAS FROM THE FUCKING DEVELOPER. Surely they would know their characters better than us.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:07 am

The developers are clearly trolling you. Cats love eating dem birds. Happens all the time. If there was a cutscene after the game if would be of the cat devouring the owl.



The owl. It is food.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:14 am

Or they're not trolling and the owl is indeed a friend.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:17 am

Or it's indeed food Wink

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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:21 am

OOOOOORRRRR The developers have a nefarious plot where the cat is legitimately is rescuing the owl but the owl is a tricky SOB and the owl is plotting on having the cat for its dinner. So the next game is where the cat gets kidnapped and the owl has to save the cat only instead of them living happily ever after, the owl turns and slowly eats the cat's guts. While the cat is still alive.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by Renemeister on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:38 am

...I find it odd that you're a cat lover, yet you're saying the cat is going to get eaten and I'm a bird lover, yet I'm saying the owl is going to get eaten.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by jesyika on Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:43 am

Its not odd. It's not odd at all. It all makes sense, you see. If the animals die, they become ghost animals. Everybody knows ghost animals are better than actual living animals.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by class cannon on Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:33 pm

Cats are the shit
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by spessman on Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:28 pm

My vote is for the owl.
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Re: Why you all should play LaserCat.

Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:07 pm

I bet that heart's gonna get eaten.
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