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Triple Tomato Threat

Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:32 pm

First three people get to play.
The Triple Tomato Threat (or TTT for short) is a band of spaghetti-flinging vigilantes that are willing to do almost anything to protect the streets of Soup City. PICK YOUR HERO:

Chef Boyardee:

Biography:

Chef Boyardee was like many other aspiring chefs. He worked day and night as a child, hoping one day to make it big. One day as he was sleeping, a Ham Hitman broke into his house and killed his parents. Bent on revenge, Chef Boyardee and two of his most loyal Spaghetti Warriors are determined to stop the evil Olive Garden Gang.

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Betty Spaghetti:

Biography:

Betty Spaghetti was abandoned by his parents as an infant. When he was 1 year old, we was adopted by a nice family called the Smiths. One night after going to the opening premiere of "Italy Presents," Betty lost his parents. He walked the Soup streets until he was met by a group of shady gangsters. They took Betty and did awful things to him. Raped him, beat him, and even gave him an 8 inch gape. Betty was forever disturbed, and the only way to clear his mind is to get revenge.
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Hamburger Helper:

Biography:

The Helper family was a very rich and famous family. They had their own police force in the streets of Soup City, and the business was good for many years. One day however, the Helper Police Headquarters were assaulted by a group of mercenaries. The headquarters was burned to the ground. With the police out of the way, the mercenaries were hired by a rival police force to assassinate the Helper family. The hit was successful. Hamburger moved in with his aunt and uncle and from that point on, he made sure to get revenge on the Olive Garden Gang.

Choose your fucking hero.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by battlefieldCommander on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:45 pm

Chef Boyardee
LET'S DO DEES.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:45 pm

Gotta wait for all three pleyerz
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:38 pm

Hamburger Helper
Called it
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:38 pm

Now we need Betty Spaghetti.
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by class cannon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:26 pm

Repinn' dat spaghetti
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Post by class cannon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:34 pm

Why is Betty a guy?
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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:36 pm

Aww sheet nigga, adventure of the lifetime starts now. You three bold knights are currently in your makeshift apartment headquarters. You three all live together of course. It's currently 3 PM, and no crimes are on the "Meatball Monitor." I guess I should give a little more info on the apartment. It's fairly big, since you 3 split the rent. Each member has their own room, along with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, family room, and outside balcony. The crime fighting headquarters is of course the kitchen. There's a button underneath the fridge that if you press it, the room turns into the "Marinara Station." A fully functional crime fighting location, fit with local news alerts, weapons, and security cameras. What do you do?
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Post by class cannon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:54 pm

Open marinara station.
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:11 pm

Scout dem streets
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:35 pm

Betty bends over and puts his hand under the fridge. After trying to find it for about a minute, he presses the button and the regular kitchen tiling flips over into it's chrome finish.

Hamburger looks outside, and sees Soup City, acting as normal.
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Post by class cannon on Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:54 pm

Why is BETTY a guy?
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Re: Triple Tomato Threat

Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:24 pm

No clue. By the way, wear red tomorrow, my blue shirt is poop.
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:44 pm

>Examine Marinara station
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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:24 pm

The Marinara Station is everything you would want from a high-tech crime fighting personal AI. Completely fitted with monitors on every wall, an eject button, weapons and costumes, and most importantly, the money you have collected over the years.
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:32 pm

>Go outside to sign the autographs of your faithful pasta-spaghetti fans
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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:35 pm

You step outside your apartment complex to find a homeless man begging for change. No one seems to notice you, as you ARE a masked vigilante after all.
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:37 pm

>Knock the homeless man's teeth in.
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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:43 pm

You give him a run for his money, and swing a knuckle right into his jaw. A local citizen notices your merciless beating and starts calling the police. What the fuck, man?
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:48 pm

>I DONT NEED THIS
>I AM THE HERO THIS CITY DESERVES BUT DOESN'T NEED
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Post by cocidiuz on Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:53 pm

By the time you spout out your heroic statement, the police are already pushing you into the backseat. Looks like this is already turning into Hard Time.
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Post by spessman on Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:23 pm

>Get a court statement
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:06 am

You yell at the officers in front about fair trials, but they respond with "Shut your mouth you stupid faggot." You arrive at jail and are thrown in a cell with another man. He his short, black, and has a scruffy beard and dreads. He asks, "Watcha in for?"
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:58 am

Don costume, equip weapons, and go to rescue Hamburger.
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Post by cocidiuz on Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:51 am

You open the fridge and out pops your costume. You are now well equipped with tactical chef hat, bulletproof apron, poisonous pot pie, and diamond encrusted spatula. You run out the front door and press a button under the newspaper stand. Suddenly, the Spaghetti Cycle pops out of the middle of the street, and Boyardee hops in. He signals for Betty Spaghetti to follow.
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