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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:19 pm

> Tell him we're already done with the new one and we threw him overboard, so he should get some damn hamburgers in this shit before I start throwing poop at him.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:57 pm

@BC
You tell the men that you finished the new one and threw him overboard.
Perplexed, one of the chefs look at you and says, "Well, if you threw the guy overboard, what're are we going to use for the hamburger meat?"
It's at this point you start realizing why the dead corpses of the other victims were in the closet next to the galley.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:02 am

> React as calmly as possible towards this revelation
> "Bah. Didn't 'ave enough meat on 'im. You lot are gonna need ta find us another one, or a cow or somfin.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:37 am

@BC
After responding as calmly as possible, one of the chefs replies, "Sir... Are you okay? You seem a bit jumpy. Have you lost some weight?"

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:41 am

> "Just haven't got a lot o' sleep is all. And yeah I lost sum weight, wha's it to ye?"

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Post by Simon Belmont on Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:50 am

@BC
The uneasy chef that you scared upon entering the galley seems more suspicious now. He gets up from the corner and approaches you. The other two chefs seem shocked at this. He looks at you and notices a pillow emerging from the inside of your shirt.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:24 pm

> Aw crap.
> Introduce them to my dickbat

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Post by Simon Belmont on Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:40 pm

@BC
You pull out your dickbat and beat the chef until he passed out. The other two see past your disguise a lunge at you with kitchen knives.
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:44 pm

> Throw the pillows as a distraction
> Proceed with assault

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Post by Simon Belmont on Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:08 pm

@BC
Both men stab the pillow simultaneously. This gives you enough time to lay waste. With all of the men unconscious, how will you proceed?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:58 am

> Repair and reapply disguise as best as possible
> Look for things to improve disguise, like rope to keep the pillows up and tape to repair stab damage. Or, look for something to replace pillows.
> Eat a damn apple or something, I just need some food.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:12 pm

@BC
You eat whatever food you can find, as long as it's healthy. You try to improve the disguise, but it's no use. You'll either need to be really sneaky or find another, better disguise.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:21 pm

> Return to the closet to search for materials to repair/improve disguise.
> Afterwards (or if there's nothing in the closet), creep carefully into the medical center to avoid detection and survey the area.

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Post by PigottFence on Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:37 pm

>Tear off curtains, wear as toga. To complete disguise smash banana and place over my head like hair. Also eyepatch.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:19 pm

@BC
You go to the closet to gather supplies to make a disguise. You see a lot of generic, buccaneer attire.

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You now have a curtain toga, smashed bananan peel, and an eye patch. You see BC run into the closet with you.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:45 pm

> Disguise self as generic buccaneer
> Survey Medical Center carefully

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 24, 2013 6:32 pm

@BC
Disguised as a generic buccaneer, you proceed into the dining section (to get the medical center) you see the two shipmates that attacked you before. They are both trying to wake the unconscious shipmate you knocked out. How will you proceed?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:22 pm

> Tilt my head down and grab the brim of my headwear and walk past them carefully, Hitman style.
> Proceed to Medical Center

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:01 pm

@BC
You proceed to the medical center, unnoticed, where a doctor is tending to the wounds of a naked Peg Leg Joe.

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Post by PigottFence on Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:58 am

>Follow BC to Medical Center.
>Sneak behind Medical Specialist and knock him out before he can heal PLJ.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 25, 2013 5:41 pm

> T_T
> Well there goes my cover
> If PF succeeds, look around for medical supplies that can be used as weapons/medical supplies
> If PF fails, help him.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:22 pm

@PF
You attempt to make it to the medical center, but you are caught by two shipmates who seemed to be tending to the wounds of another shipmate. They both unsheathe their swords, ready to attack you

@BC
While looking for weapons and medical supplies, you hear PF getting attacked by the two shipmates you had recently encountered. How wil you proceed?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:39 pm

> Walk out of the room calmly so as to avoid suspicion.
> Help PF beat up these guys for, what, like, the third time today?

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Post by Simon Belmont on Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:45 pm

@BC
You calmly approach the two shipmates. While one is trying to kill PF, you tap the shoulder of the other one. He turns around and you punch him in the face, knocking him out cold. He drops a sword and bandages. You see PF being chased off in the distance. Help him or let him be the perfect distraction?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:01 pm

> Expertly toss the sword at PF's pursuer.
> Take bandages.

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