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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:39 pm

> I SAID DICKWHIP
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> MY BAAAAAATTTTTTT

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Post by PigottFence on Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:42 pm

>I give him the bat back, and instead take the whip that he has apparently?
>Head out of the rape room that I have been forsaken to all these years. Have the other guy follow me.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:49 pm

@BC Sorry. You leave the room with PF.

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@PF You leave together.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:42 pm

> Take Peg Leg's clothes until I find something better.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:47 pm

@BC You are now clothed and disguised as other shipmates. Though, some will see through your disguise...

.. and not just because a naked guy is walking around with you.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:14 pm

> Go right

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Post by Simon Belmont on Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:52 pm

@BC You go to the room on your right. Upon entering the room, you quickly realize it's a branching hallway. There are no longer rooms, though. The room consists of only different sections. The section you happen to be in is a dining room. There are three shipmates in front of you. All of them seem suspicious. How will you proceed?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:59 am

> Being Peg Leg's former partner, I know all of his mannerisms and can mock him perfectly.
> "AYE LUDS HAW YE BEE DOIN?"

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:01 am

@BC You try to act like Peg Leg Joe, but the other shipmates aren't buying it.
"Who the hell arya? Ain't seen the likes of you round here." one of the shipmates says.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:39 am

> Crap, forgot the peg Lleg.
> "Whut, the leg? Oh, I just be trying this fancy new dohickey. Th' boys call it a prosthetic leg. It nice awright."
> Drop kick one of them in a painful place with the foot that's SUPPOSED to be a peg leg and run.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:41 am

@BC You drop kick one of the shipmates (now unconscious) and book it.
Where will you go now?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:44 am

> Search for objects with which to improve my disguise and look more like Joe.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:46 am

@BC You bend over and start looking for objects (poor choice). While you do this, one of the shipmates unsheathes is sword and thrusts it towards your rear.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:47 am

> Sweep.
> Continue through the room so I can get a map of this place.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:59 am

You sweep the assailant and run past the other. There are multiple routes.



Which will you take?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:37 pm

> Go to the closet and search for anything that might help make me look more like Joe

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Post by Simon Belmont on Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:28 pm

@BC
You run into the closet and find a pillow, two sticks, and an eye patch. The other two shipmates close in on your position.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:00 am

> Apply disguise

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Post by Simon Belmont on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:28 am

@BC
You stuff your shirt with a pillow, put stick on your feet, and put the eye patch on.
"Woah Peg Leg! We didn't notice ya thar for a sec. Yur lookin a bit gayer than usual. An trust me, I know a thing or two bout bein gay."
The shipmates walk away, like the dumb asses they are.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:31 am

> Search dining section for food, for I am anorexic.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:05 pm

@BC
You leave this section of the ship and head to the galley. Upon entering the room, you see a "U" shaped counter full of different breads and colored fruits, all of them organized in an appetizing way (you gotta admit, homosexuals are pretty good at makin things look nice). There are three muscular chefs, none of them wearing shirts, exposing their amazing abdominal muscles and pectorals. One of them seems uneasy upon looking at you.
WHAT DO!?

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:59 pm

> Attempt to passively instill as much fear as I can into this uneasy bloke
> Continue search for food.

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Post by Simon Belmont on Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:46 pm

@BC
As you take a step forward, the uneasy one stumbles over pots and pans and scurries back into a corner. The other two turn around and notice you. They get scared and cuddle in the same corner as the uneasy one. You walk past them and find bread, apples, oranges... I could go on for hours about the different assorted foods. Just think of what food you want and you'll have it.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:52 pm

STEAK
HAMBURGERS
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
(And if you interpret "meat" as cocks I'll stab you.)

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Post by Simon Belmont on Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:19 pm

@BC
You look around for meat but find none.
You look at one of the cowering chefs and ask, "Ahoy there matey, where can a big fella like me get his hands on some meaty grub."
He looks back at you and responds, "There is none Joe. We - We'll have some soon though, when you and the rest of the guild are finished with the 'new one.'"

You believe him to be referring to you as "the new one". You also wonder what the significance is between you and the lack of meat.

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