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Post by class cannon on Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:03 am

You are a member of the Aguu Crew. Your mission is simple: be the most kawaii one single person could be. you are in a super city made out of pure weeaboo. your diaper poop level is at zero. who are you and what will you do?
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:49 am

>Be Robbie.
>Indulge in the most fiber-filled diet there is in Weeabo City.
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Post by class cannon on Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:12 pm

You have to pick an anime neku desu name and you're gender is always female cuz diaper
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:30 pm

Risawannasan Misukochi
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Post by class cannon on Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:16 pm

now that's aguu
you are on the prowl of the most fibery fiber that weeaboo city has to offer. You walk pass all the giant mechs and dragons until you find yourself at the super market. your lips start to water ferociously as you see they have a sale on fiber. the time is now, seize the day.
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:05 pm

Buy all the fiber in powered form my money will allow and take it home. Once there, skip the adding water bit and just ingest all of it at once. Without choking on it of course.
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Post by class cannon on Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:41 pm

you are an aguu blur as you run to the fiber, dash past the cashier after paying, and arrive home. You rip open the bags of fiber and chug it all down. You start to cry after awhile because you start to think that you aren't worthy of the fiber, but you continue to chug anyways
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:38 am

FCUK WORTHYNESS I WANT ME SUM FIBAH SO I CAN START POOPIN DIS DIAPEH
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Post by class cannon on Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:59 pm

it is like a chocolate avalanche down there. you pop a blood vessel in your eye mid shitstorm. That wasn't very kawaii
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:11 pm

When done, Jiggle but to hear that sweet sloshin
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Post by class cannon on Tue Nov 06, 2012 5:51 pm

you start samba dancing, swishing the poop around in your diaper. poop flings left and right as you get super crunk. Your neighbors look through the window and witness this. Their son is really into lolicon.
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:49 am

Start rubbing it all over the window.
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Post by class cannon on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:38 pm

your neighbors son can't contain himself and bursts through your window mid poop swab. He starts raping your butt while your pooping making weird noises and colors


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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:51 am

Enjoy it immensely. Then kill him.
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Post by class cannon on Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:50 pm

he has you pinned and your little kawaii muscles can't fight back. your butt starts to hurt
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Post by battlefieldCommander on Thu Nov 08, 2012 9:24 pm

KAWAII POWERS ACTIVATE
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Post by class cannon on Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:05 pm

you would but you are so dehydrated from pooping so much you can't. Luckily the little boy is tired as well and is taking a nap. This went from harmless poop fun to brutal rape real fast.

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:38 am

Get something to drink, then kill him. If they ask, tell the neighbors he tripped coming in the window and broke his skull.

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Post by class cannon on Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:44 pm

you chug a cool kawaii cola and proceed to kill the tired child. The neighbors saw the entire thing and know you killed him. watta predicament

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:57 am

Might as well kill them too.

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Post by class cannon on Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:13 pm

you make a face so aguu they die. You hide the bodies in you fridge

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:47 pm

Screw the fridge. Hide 'em in the floorboards.
Go outside and do something kawaii

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Post by class cannon on Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:11 pm

your kawaii muscles can't open the floor boards. You are now outside with a new pair of pants and diaper. Weeaboo city is your playground, do what you will

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Post by battlefieldCommander on Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:44 am

Skip around and go find some new frieeeeennnnnnddddssss :DDDDDDDDDDD

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Post by class cannon on Wed Nov 14, 2012 8:30 pm

you skip around and meet up with your long time companion hariko hasiwoki.
You lock arms and start skipping together.

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